"Xander?" Willow blinked and hurried over to her childhood friend. "Xander!"
The soldier whirled.
"It's me, Willow!"
"I don't know any Willow."
"Xander, quit messing around. This is no time for jokes."
"The name's not Xander," he replied. "It's Finn. Lieutenant Riley Finn."
Author's Postscript:
*shrieks*
Too much schoolwork!
'Nuff said.
*heads back to burying his head in his textbooks*