Author: Lucinda <lucindasiverling[at]>

Rating: pg13

Main character: Xander, appearances of Faith and Buffy

Disclaimer: Xander, Faith, Buffy and Giles are the creations of Joss Whedon for the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. There is a mention/comparision to Big Bird, property of Henson Puppets.

Distribution: INeedAParrot, Quickfics, ZanderZone - anyone else ask.

Notes: set in season 3, before Faith went bad.

Response to Jinni's Wardrobe Malfunction Drabble Challenge.

Xander had been sent to find Buffy and Faith to tell them that Giles had figured out how to kill the latest rampaging demons, a pair of things that looked like evil Big Birds. Theyd been in a little park, fighting the nasty things, which meant that he was just in time.

Carefully, he reached into his pocket, thinking that this was going to look ridiculous, and threw a handful of birdseed at the closest demon-bird. It started to convulse, and yellow ooze began to run from under the feathers as it melted.

"A little help?" Faith sounded breathless as she ducked the wicked beak of the other demon.

Grabbing a fistful of birdseed, Xander lunged, hurling the seeds at close range. The wing buffet flung him into Faith, and he heard something rip as they fell.

Looking over, Xander discovered that not only was he sprawled on top of Faith, but her worn tank top had chosen now to give up, revealing this little lacy black bra. His jaw dropped, and his mouth went dry. "ahhh oops?"

Buffy started to snicker.

Faith glanced at her chest, and then at Xander. "Wardrobe malfunction. Want to make it up to me?"