Buffy vs. Who?

Author: DhampyrX2 <princemoon_2000[at]yahoo.com>

Genre: X-over Drabble

Series: Impure Souls, sort of.

Rating: PG

Summary: Just a thought about what might happen when the Xander from my 'Impure Souls' series reaches the Buffy vs. Dracula episode.

Timeframe: Buffy vs. Dracula

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm poor.

[original episode]

Xander: Hey Buff, what's up?

Willow: You look like you just-

Buffy: Get out of here. Now.

Xander: Fine, but I was gonna give you a sip of my double-mint mocha, but.. (We see Dracula reappearing behind him)

Buffy: Behind you.

Willow and Xander turn and see Dracula.

Willow: Hi.

Xander: Nice. Look who's got a bad case of dark prince envy. (Behind him we see Buffy holding her stake, looking concerned)

Dracula: I have no interest in you. Leave us.

Xander: No, we're not going to (in Dracula's accent) "leave you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? (As the Count on Sesame Street)

Vun, two, three -- three victims. Mwa ha ha!

Dracula looks annoyed.

Buffy: (whispering) Xander, I'm pretty sure that's Dracula.

[my text]

Xander snorted derisively as he replied, "Yeah, right.  And I'm the tooth fairy."

'Dracula' sneered in contempt as he spat, "How adre you insult and ignore me mortal.  I vill enjoy feasting on your blood."

Xander stared at the idiot before him for several seconds, most of which centered around Buffy urging him to run.  Finally he let off a small sigh as he looked into the vampire's eyes.   "You want to play Dracula?  You want to act like the No Life King?  Well, I've seen the No Life King at my last few family reunions, and buddy, you ain't him.  But, if it means that much to you, then fine." the White Knight said with a roll of his eyes as he unholstered a Hellsing issue Casul 454 and pointed it in the vampire's face.

"In over a hundred years, the orders have not changed.  Search and Destroy.  SEARCH AND DESTROY!" Xander declared as he fired a round at the now fleeing vampire, taking off its head and dusting it.

Xander looked at the stunned faces of Willow and Buffy for a few minutes and finally said, "So, who's up for mochas?"

"I'm in." Willow replied automatically.

"Yeah.  Me too.  I guess." Buffy seconded.

The End