Xander was down at the HARBOR when he decided it was time to DUST spike. Everything that BLONDE fucker did deserved a good beat down. Spike's demise deserved something special though, Xander had to admit Spike was INVENTIVE and deserved the same.
Xander's plan all came together that night when he saw Spike FUCKING Buffy against a POST. He had known about the disturbing AFFAIR for a while, he saw more then most after all.
Spike and Buffy finished quickly, Spike was a premature ejaculator after all. Buffy left her DISTASTE for the vampire obvious, Xander followed the CHIPPED ASS MONKEY SWORD in hand . It wasn't until he was a few feet away from his target that Spike realized the JEOPARDY he was in.
It was too late for him though, WOOSH one of his arms was forcibly removed. Seconds later his other arm followed suit. While Spike was rolling around screaming like a little girl Xander used two of his RAILROAD SPIKES to pin the arms against a wall.
EXTRACTING Spike's legs took more work, but soon enough he was left hanging along side his limbs. The word ART SPRAY PAINTED above his head, waiting for the morning sun.