Fantasy in Red and White

Author: Sibling <sibfanfic[at]verizon.net>

Spoilers: None

Summary: Summary? What summary? This is plotless smut.

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Xander/Hermione

Category: PWP

Feedback: Much appreciated.

Disclaimer: It all belongs to Joss, Mutant Enemy, J.K. Rowling, Scholastic Books, etc., etc., etc. I'm just borrowing the characters for some naughty fun.

A/N: I don't know what it is about challenges that always seems to inspire my smut-muse. Anyway, about five seconds after I read Jinni's challenge (200-word fic based on a candy cane theme, for you XanderZoners), this popped into my head. Guess I need to go wash out my dirty mind.

"Hey, careful! That stuff's cold!"

"Sorry. Guess I should've warmed it up with my hands a little first?"

"Well, you could always wave that fancy wand of yours and make it warm."

"Sorry, Xander. I can't concentrate on magic when I've got *your* wand waving around in my face like this. Besides, you'll be all nice and warm soon enough."

"That's easy for you to say; I'm not used to these English winters. Where I come from, we don't usually get snow for Christmas."

"Actually, Xander, we're in Scotland right now, but I get your point. Just give me a few more minutes, and I'll be done here."

"A few more minutes? I thought you were just about done."

"I'm just about done with the red stripes, honey. Now I've got to do the white ones."

"Aren't you taking this body paint thing a little far, Hermione?"

"You're the one who said I could have any fantasy I wanted, and when I mentioned this, you just about jumped for joy. If you were a dog, you would've wagged your tail. There. All done."

"Oh, good. I . . . oohhhhh."

"Mmmmm, yummy. A nice big candy cane, just for me."