"You know, this is really nice…"
"And peaceful…"
"Yeah, peaceful and nice…"
THUMP
"Xander!"
"Sorry…"
"Buffy and I were having a nice relaxing moment watching the spring!"
"Then aren't you glad I saved you from it, Will?"
"Xander…"
"Sorry…"
PAUSE
"Isn't this nice?"
"You said that Buffy…"
"Shut up, Xander! You interrupted, so I can say it again."
"Whatever…"
"You guys!"
"What?"
"What?"
"Jeez, you'd think you were married instead of dating…"
"Huh?"
"Forget it…"
PAUSE
"So…"
PAUSE
"So…"
PAUSE
"What's new in the college scene, you two?"
SIGH
"Not much. Classes are pretty much the same-"
"Except for the lack of homicidal psych profs…"
"Yeah, no Maggie-"
"And all is well."
"Cool."
"And you, Xander? How's construction?"
"Cool. Building stuff…"
"How articulate, Xan…"
"Why thank you, Buffy…"
PAUSE
"So…how'd you find this place, Xander?"
"Came across it during a drive. Thought it was pretty enough to share with my girl and my best bud…"
KISS
"That's so sweet…"
HUG
"Yeah, Xander. It's really nice of you. And I really like spending time with you guys. It seems like we never get together unless some ev-"
"Don't jinx it, Willow…"
"Oh…Sorry…"
"No problem…"
PAUSE
"Say, isn't this Tome Spring"
"Yeah…"
"You know, they say that a young girl fell into this little spring and drowned…"
"Wow…"
"That sucks…"
"Yeah, and then they also say that whoever falls into the-hey, Xander, what are you doing?"
"I wanna check out the pond…"
"But, Xander, there's supposed to be a-"
"A dock? Yeah, I think I see it under the water here. Must have been how the girl drowned…"
"Xander? I don't think you should get that close. The edge looks like it's-"
"Nah, Will. I'm fine. I have my hand around this pole here and-"
CRACK
SPLASH
"ACK!"
"GAH!"
THUMP, THUMP, THUMP
PANT, PANT
"Xander?!"
"Xander!? Are you all right?"
BLURP… BLURP
"XANDER! Get out of the water now!"
SPLASH…PANT
"Xan-"
"Ah! My Goddess…"
"Look at Xander…"
"What's wrong with you-GAH!!!!"
"XANDER?"
FLAP…SPLASH…
"Gah!!!"
"Oh my God! Xander, is that you?"
"Of course it's me, Buffster! Who else would it be?"
"XANDER!"
"Gah…"
"You're not helping, Willow…"
"Gah…"
"What's wrong with you two? Willow, why are you staring at my- GAHACK!"
"Willow, stop oogling my-"
"GAH!!!"
"Xander, calm down…"
"ACK!"
"But I have-"
"Xander…"
"Two of them…"
"XANder…"
"And- ACK!"
"Gah…"
"I LOST IT!"
"What?"
"IT!"
"Oh..."
"NOT A FAIR TRADE!"
"2 for one?"
"NOT FUNNY, Buffy!"
"Oh boy…"
"Gah…"
Well...Ranma ½.