Halloween Hats

Author: Troy Guffey <troyguffey[at]cyberdude.com>


Ethan was very pleased at how his costume scheme was going. Surprisingly, the hat section had been one of the best sellers.

Giles smashed the statue and the wave of changes came undone. Mostly.

Larry was hit with a wave of dizziness. He stumbled and leaned against the wall near the appliances store. He stared in vaguely familiar wonder as the news talked about a gang of pirates raiding the local bank. Suddenly he realized that his head felt odd. He took off his hat and felt an oddly cool area in the slight breeze. He felt the area and realized that someone had shaved a section of his head. He vowed to keelhaul the scurvy knave who dared to do this to him....

Cordelia was hit with a wave of dizziness. She stumbled a bit but never dropped out of her coup de vitesse stance. She automatically checked to see if the puppet was still on her shoulder. The housekeeper had complained how hard it had been to sew on the middle two arms and had threatened to kill her if she lost or damaged it. Wow, she was hot. She pulled off her white beret and fanned herself with it, and with the other hand she pulled open her turtleneck to get some air down the black shirt....

Willow was hit with a wave of dizziness. She stumbled but caught her balance quickly. She holstered the blaster in her hand and wondered why she had it out. She suddenly felt very hot. She took off the plain gray leather jacket, and noticed that her Lens was glowing....

Jonathan was hit with a wave of dizziness. He stumbled and might have fallen if it hadn't been for his staff. He took the battered old gray hat off of his head and wiped his forehead. He was in a grove of burnt pine trees, with about 15 large dead dogs lying around. He felt a weight he didn't remember, but still felt familiar. He pulled the plastic sword from its scabbard at his side. It was so heavy that he dropped Glamdring and it clattered to the ground with the clear ringing of steel....