Song of the Chosen one

Author: hatten_jc <hatten_jc[at]hotmail.com>

I'm sorry, my strange sense of humor forced me to do that.

And my muse currently dress as a Special Forces Trooper. Not that my muse scare me but her big guns do...


Chapter 1

Faith "So X whats up"

Xander rolled his eyes "After our Slayer song. Buffy decided to go up and sing one to"

Faith shoke his head no way blondi could beat THEIR song..

"Hi Sweetcaces" Lorne say as he walk ups. "I like to tell you guys Im impoved the stages. Now the magik forces any one up their so sing a song thats more fitting to their personalty. And true nature"

Xander *Hmmm* "DO warn Buffy or not"

Faith smile "No way im going to warn her. I break the bone one any one thats try"

Xander "if you but it that way i have no shoice to keep my mouth quitet."

On the stage Buffy and Reily suddenly dropp the song papper with the song 'lady in Reed' and they start to sing.

Barbie Girl by Aqua...

Reily and Buffy

Hi, Buffy!
Hi, Reily!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Rei!
Jump in!

Buffy

Chorus:

I'm a Bimbo girl in a slayer world
Slaying is life, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

*****

Faith "now thats scary."

Xander "yea its do explain why she misstake Slaying with laying with Angel"

Reily rolles his eyes

Come on Barbie, let's go slaying!

Buffy

Chorus

I'm a blond bimbo (female) girl in a Slaying world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dollie
i'm your doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamouring and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, spanky spanky

*****

Faith "Thats explain it. She in to S/M."

Lorne "Hmmmm may be"

Xander "Huu. How what"

Buffy

You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours", ooh wow

*****

Faith "Just look at the evidence Buffy ALLAYS go for the 'dangerus' guys those she knows will misstreat her. Angel and so on"

Xander "What about Reily"

Faith blink "Hmmm. your right captain Cardbox kind of destroy that"

Reily and Buffy

Chorus

Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ooh wow, ooh wow

*****

Lorne "Yes Reily looks to be a bit anal maby he hides a dangerus urges or somthing"

Faith "Hmmm"

Xander "Hmmmm"

................Buffy.........................

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a Bitch, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go slaying

*****

Xander "Well she might deny it but she sure most like Slaying"

Faith "NA it the urge to hunt and kill she have"

Lorne "Hmmm"

Buffy

You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours"

You can touch, you can play
If you say: "I'm always yours"

*****

Xander "Relly"

Faith "Yea she look just like when she hunt vampire when she put her dager in me"

Lorne "Think i have to run from LA after this"

Buffy and Reily

Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ooh wow, ooh wow

Chorus 2x

Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Buffy, let's go slaying!
Ooh wow, ooh wow

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Buffy, we're just gettin' started
Oh, I love you Reily!

*****

Faith "Runing far would be adviceble. Try england Lorne try england"

Mean while a drunk as a skunk Tara is forced on stage by Willow...

Tara

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said "leave this girl alone"

She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone

*****

Faith blinks.

Xander blinks.

Lorne "Who and she looks so nice."

Tara

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

*****

Faith "you think the magik is working wrong"

Xander "must be"

Lorne "No it working perfecly she is revling her true self up their"

Tara

I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

*****

Xander "Hmmm."

Faith "Hmmmm"

Lorne "Poor guys that she gets her claws in"

Tara

SOLO

I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

*****

Lorne "What. she is a girl right"

Xander "Jupp a gay girl"

Faith "Looking like she do i belive that she is a heartbreaker"

Tara

SOLO 2

And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

*****

Faith "you think She and Willow is intresting in a treesome"

Xander "HEY"

Faith blush "I meen a foursome"

Buffy "YOU...YOU YOU Green skinned"

Lorne "Oops, got to run"

The End