The Wisdom of the Zeppo

Author: B.H. Ramsay <drgonzo124[at]>

Disclaimer: Characters appearing here belong to Mutant Enemy

Rating : PG

Summary: The ways of the Zeppo are handed down to a New Generation

Chapter 1

"The time has come to teach you the secrets of Banter Fu"

"Banter Fu"

"Banter Fu the ancient art of witty patter during battle

"Why would you talk when you are fighting, I'd think that would be kind of distracting"

"Hush grasshopper you know little and should say less, now the first principles of Banter-Fu were laid down by its greatest practitioner, Xander Harris, what did he say?

"If you can't dazzle them with dexterity, baffle them with your bullsh--"

"No young one" the teacher cut him off "He advised using both dexterity and bafflement to unhinge your enemy. "

The End