Hyena Xander and Buffy were in the teacher's lounge.
He said, "Do you know how long…I've waited…until you'd stop pretending that we aren't attracted…"
Buffy threw him off of her and quickly got up to face him. He got up too, and began to approach her as she backed away.
Hyena Xander smiled, "Until Willow…stops kidding herself…that I could settle with anyone but you?"
She shook her head, "Look, Xander, I don't wanna hurt you."
He grabbed her by the shoulders and pushed her against the vending machine. With determination in his voice, he asked, "Now do you wanna hurt me?
Buffy struggled, but he was too strong.
"Come on, Slayer. I like it when you're scared."
She struggled again.
"The more I scare you," he sniffed her, "the better you smell."
He moved in and kissed her roughly on the neck, followed by the lips. She kissed back furiously. Soon, they started to fondle each other.
"Cut!"
They didn't stop. They kept on kissing each other.
Joss angrily ran to the stop.
"I told you to cut!"
Sarah Michelle Geller blushed and reluctantly got off of Nicholas Brendon. "Sorry, Joss."
Nick nodded, "Yeah, what she said."
Joss said, "You two are too much. I give Buffy and Xander some time for a relationship to form, and you two can't keep your hands off of each other!"
Sarah glared at him, "Well, what did you suspect? I mean, this is Nick we're talking about. He's the best looking man I've ever seen."
Nick's eyes widened, "You really think that?"
Joss sighed, "God. Keep your hormones in check! Maybe I should go back to Angel being Buffy's leading man!"
Sarah shook her head, "No! We'll stop. I promise."
Nick showed her a hurt look.
She smiled seductively, "We can do more stuff later."
He couldn't help but smile.
Joss said angrily, "This is why I didn't want Buffy and Xander together. As soon as I put Buffy together with someone alive, Sarah won't be able to keep her hands off of him!"
Buffy said angrily, "It's not that, Joss. Buffy and Xander would be perfect together."
Nick looked at him, "I agree."
The director said, "This is what happens when you listen to your actors."
"Joss!" Nick and Sarah said out loud.
He said under his breath, "Sarah doesn't even care that she's kissing the hyena, and not Xander."
Sarah yelled, "Of course I know it's Hyena Xander! But come on, it's Nick!"
He sighed, "Whatever." Joss walked back to his seat, and turned back to his set. "We'll start at the beginning of the scene. But this time, Sarah and Nick better keep their hands to the script!"
"We will." Nick and Sarah said together,
Sarah looked at Nick and whispered, "I don't think this scene will ever be finished."
Nick smiled, "I don't have a problem with that."
"Action!"