Buffy Summers walked out of the principal's office. Opening her bag, she went through it and started to walk down the hallway.
Soon, she bumped into a student, and said, "Oh! Sorry!"
The girl smiled, "That's okay." Then she walks away.
In discouragement, she sighed, "Oh…" then she started to pick her things up.
A boy hears a noise, and turns around and spots the blond picking up her books. He went to help her.
He picked up a book, and stared at the girl. She was insanely beautiful.
"Can I have you?"
Buffy looked up at him, and dropped her books. She stared into his eyes and brought his head down, so she could kiss him.
"Cut!"
Sarah Michelle Geller sighed as she pulled off of Nicholas Brendon. "What is it now, Joss?"
Joss stormed onto the set. "This isn't what is supposed to happen, Sarah, and you know it. Buffy Summers wouldn't kiss normal boys. She's only into vampires."
"But look at him, Joss. He's gorgeous. Those brown eyes, that sharp wit. His handsomeness. Why can't Buffy be with him?"
Nick's eyes widened, reeling from the kiss, "Sarah kissed me?"
The director looked at his young actor, "Sorry about that Nick. Sarah isn't supposed to kiss you. You're only supposed to be her lapdog?someone who loves her, but she doesn't give crap about you."
Nick smiled, "I liked it, Joss. I really did."
The redhead shook his head, "Doesn't matter. Buffy and Xander don't belong together."
Sarah glared at him. "But I want her to be with him, Joss. I want Buffy to be with Xander. Is that so wrong?"
Joss glared at her, "You have the nerve to ask me that? It doesn't matter what you want, Sarah. Buffy hooks up with Angel, and later Spike. That's what's supposed to happen."
She looked at Nick, "But look at him. He's perfect. So bueatiful, so handsome, so alive. I don't want Buffy to be a necrophiliac slut. I want her to have a normal healthy relationship with someone that can make her happy."
Nick said, "I don't mind if we got together."
Joss shook his head, "That's never going to happen. I have a plan to hire Marti Noxon in the future, and she'll back me up on this. Buffy only belongs with vampires. Now, follow the script, or get another job."
Sarah sighed, "Fine."
Joss smiled, "Good. Now let's start from Buffy coming out of Principal Fulite's office."
Then he left.
Sarah Michelle Geller looked at Nicholas Brendon and said, "This is not over. How about you come my trailer after the scene?"
"I'm game."
"ACTION!"