Xander walked into the kitchen.
"Hey Willow." he daid. "What's for breakfast?"
"You are Xander." said Buffy as she grabbed him from behind.
"What's going on?" asked Xander.
"I'm gonna drain you now Xander Harris." she said.
Buffy looked at him and vamped out.
"Oh my god! Buffy! You're a vampire!" said Xander.
"We're all vampires." she said.
Xander looked around and everyone was a vampire.
"Arrrggghhh! No! Please!" screamed Xander.
They advanced and grabbed him, drank his blood, and let him fall.
Xander woke up screaming in bed. He looked around. "Man, that is the last time I research and eat Buffy's cooking before Bed." he said.