What's wrong with Adam?

Author: Canadian Satan <canadiansatan2003[at]yahoo.ca>

Disclaimer: Mutant Enemy and Joss Whedon own all the rights to the characters and locations in this story. I will make no money from this story.

AN: http://www.dymphna.net/challenge/about.html : Maggie Walsh … wanting… radio… : another challenge in a can.


MAGGIE WALSH spent most of her time in room 314, the true reason for the Initiative was there and needed a lot of work. She was behind schedule and if she wanted her funding to continue she needed to come up with results and get them quick, Washington was breathing down her back and she needed to get something done.

At the moment Maggie was trying to figure out what was going wrong with Adam, by all accounts everything was perfect. But then again she was doing unprecedented work here. Trying to merge demon, human and technology; to make the perfect cybernetic being. First Maggie started by testing the tech side of Adam, to her surprise she found the problem right away.

The RADIO wasn't hooked up properly, that was causing the coffee machine to short circuit. How could she make the greatest entertainment military karekoe machine if she could fix the radio on ADAM. Maggie sighed all she WANTED was to finish fixing Adam so she could go back to stalking… monitoring her men.

That was her favorite thing to do after all, stalk… monitor her troops and make sure they did her job. After a hard days work she would watch them change, it was easy to stalk… errrrr forget it she was done living in denial she making Adam because she was so damn ugly she needed to make something to pay attention to her. Maggie knew she had a face not even being drunk could fix.

Maggie turned around and tried to finish fixing Adam… the world's biggest vibrator.

The End…