When PB attacks

Author: hatten_jc <hatten_jc[at]hotmail.com>

Disclaimer. Its AlanP fault he Forces me to do this. :)

Seriusly he inspired me.

I dont own a thing so go away...

Chapter 1

The library....

A scared looking Willy rushed in "Slayer Slayer YOU GOT TO HELP ME.. Its the END OF THE WORLD" he said rushing forward and grabbing Buffy shaking her..

The fact that she saw willy the snitch rushe in grabbing her crying screming for help suprised Buffy so mutch that it took atleast five minuts before the brain was reconected to the rest of her body..

"HEY let me go you you creep" Buffy said..

Willy sniffed "I im scared help me.."

Giles "If you could explain a bit WHY are you so affraid"

Willy managed to collected his currige the hole pint size of it.. "Drusila she is plaing on relising a army of Chaos Coineagan.

Or Possiblity Coineagan."

Giles "Coineagan were.. Its gaelic." HE frowned trying to remember what its mening was. Then he blinked "She crazy IF she do that no one will.."

Willy "She alredy did it attacked some of the guest in my bar and they changed."

Buffy blinked "Changed ?."

Willy nodded "yes and THEY ARE LOOS they are IN TOWN NOW. If a Chaos Coineaga bites. You will change for ever. It was terrible like somthing out of" He shivered seing somthing looking like the sesam street hade truly scared him.

Buffy sighted "Alright i slay them then a Coin aint that hard."

Giles "Coineaga"

Xander "Coineaga you said its gaelec right."

Giles "Yes why"

Xander "I not sure but DO Coineaga means Rabbit or Bunny."

Giles "Well you are right Xander how did you know that.."

Xander pointed at the windows, And the doors, And the floors, Hundreds of pink, Blue, Green, Yellow, Brown, YBER CUTE, Bunnys was sitting their sharpening their fangs.. And looking realy hungry.

"Possiblity Bunnys. Plott Bunnys Giles."

Willow "OOO they are so Cute. And they dont look dangerus." She said waking up to one of them "Just look they sitting their frindly"

Willy shivered in fear.

Buffy "Willow be carfull i"

Plott Bunny *BITE*... Jumped up and bit Willow hard in her face.

willow "Aaaa" felldown screeming a small cut was all that was seen and the bunny was gone.. "Dont worry nothing happend to me" She said.

Around them the bunnys shivered waiting to their time to attack.

Buffy blinked. "Willow your blue.."

Willow blinked. "What oo Crapp i must have relaxed my powers. You know about them guys."

Xander "O crapp you become Mystic.."

Buffy paled she could see the Bunnys giggled then like a wawe of rainbow couler furrballs they attacked.

"RUN WILLOW" He screemed as the Bunnys attacked them.

Willow and Willy ran away as fast as they could.


"I see that the library is repaired as soon as posible" Dr G Said. Also know as g-man or Giles satt down in his wellchaired being the most powerfull Telepath and Watcher of Buffy and Partime captain of the enterprise sure gave hardly no free time.. "

Buffy rolled her eyes atleast tonight nothing bad hade happend being the Slayer of vampires and master of the Sexcraft and the last of her clan of ninjas she know that her mother expected her to have atleast two boys frinds. "Well im going home now. Like to joine me" she said to the blushing Xander...

Xander grinned as he walked up Being Buffy boyfrind sure was fun he only wished he hade more time but being SuperBatman the last son of Krypton and president of Wayne enterprise gave him not mutch free time.

Now he hoped his halfbrother Tenchi would actuly help him not just sitt their being hugged by all the girls he hade.

In the backroom Willow Mystice looked out hoping no more Plott Bunnys would bite her and her frinds.

The End